{"id":19,"date":"2006-03-17T16:51:47","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T14:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dipse.ro\/ionut\/?p=19"},"modified":"2006-03-17T17:25:13","modified_gmt":"2006-03-17T15:25:13","slug":"armata-verde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/armata-verde\/","title":{"rendered":"Armata verde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cine nu a asteptat cu emotie &#8211; in sens negativ &#8211; momentul recrutarii, respectiv al incorporarii ?<\/p>\n<p><em> &#8211; Bai, astia ne dezbraca in pielea goala, si doua babe se uita la &#8222;dotare&#8221; si iti spun daca esti bun sau nu pentru armata.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Acelasi refren cu mici variatiuni, aceeasi teama de a fi incorporati intr-un sistem jalnic. Mi-am adus aminte de un amic care a reusit sa-si amane armata dand spaga o punga cu mufe de calculator&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Baieti, stati linistiti, ca de anul acesta scapati. Mai sunt <strong>18 secunde<\/strong> !<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/foto\/Armata\/Incorporare.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>ATENTIE !<\/strong><br \/>\nImaginea de mai sus este reala iar tabela &#8222;sufera&#8221; de o eroare de afisare !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cine nu a asteptat cu emotie &#8211; in sens negativ &#8211; momentul recrutarii, respectiv al incorporarii ? &#8211; Bai, astia ne dezbraca in pielea goala, si doua babe se uita la &#8222;dotare&#8221; si iti spun daca esti bun sau nu pentru armata. Acelasi refren cu mici variatiuni, aceeasi teama de a fi incorporati intr-un sistem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}