{"id":99,"date":"2006-06-13T12:02:34","date_gmt":"2006-06-13T10:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dipse.ro\/ionut\/?p=99"},"modified":"2006-06-13T12:02:34","modified_gmt":"2006-06-13T10:02:34","slug":"la-vache-qui-rit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/la-vache-qui-rit\/","title":{"rendered":"La Vache Qui Rit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se vinde la 140 g cu $2.25.<br \/>\nSe obtine din lapte de vaca.<br \/>\nMetoda neaosa pentru productie record de lapte boabe la hectar, consta in a intreba vaca: &#8222;Ce avem azi ? Carne sau lapte ?&#8221;<br \/>\nIn functie de raspuns vindem branza si ii punem vacii cercei galbeni cu cod bare sau vindem vrabioara si ii punem stampila la Inspectoratul veterniar.<br \/>\nIn ambele cazuri, recomandarea e de a poza vaca fara sa-i pui intrebari&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/foto\/Vaca.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se vinde la 140 g cu $2.25. Se obtine din lapte de vaca. Metoda neaosa pentru productie record de lapte boabe la hectar, consta in a intreba vaca: &#8222;Ce avem azi ? Carne sau lapte ?&#8221; In functie de raspuns vindem branza si ii punem vacii cercei galbeni cu cod bare sau vindem vrabioara si [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dipse.ro\/ionut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}